Pull up a chair

When I was introduced to this amusing local blog, of course it started a flurry of texts:

Me: OMG did you see the link I just sent?
Other wolfie #1: You mean the best blog ever? I want to be them. Either of them.
Other wolfie #2: What is this!?! Do we know them?
M: Are they living our lives?
OW1: THIS BLOG IS AMAZING
M: I'm trying to internet research their identities.
OW2: Ours is way better.
M: We need them to come to the charity soiree and blog about it. Good publicity.
OW2: HahahahhH. and take all the mens.
M: Mens? Multiples of many at the soiree?
OW1: We must befriend them both! (and yes then swf them)
M: The difference is we find ourselves endlessly amusing all on our own with our inside jokes.
OW2: Ok but I like you guys the best anyway. Hmph.