Friday, March 07, 2014

I'm very tempted

All the reasons in favour of this:

It's hip again.
I only have one bad eye.
I could learn to pronounce it - Mon-OC-ul? Monacle? From Monaco? Mollusc? I really am the worst pronouncer.
It's a good disguise.
I could be an evil mastermind.
I could learn how to keep it on.
Everyone Halloween costume from now on would incorporate it.
I can post gratuitous pics of pugs:

Also, WTF, there are hipster sub-species now?

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